A GIRL FOR BOBBY (Bobby B asks LOVELAB)

Hello Lovelab,

I have been having some problems keeping girls for longer than 2 months. They never seem to like my mama.

Mama didn’t like any of the girls I dated. Mama thought that it was rude how my last girlfriend kept asked me to buy popcorn on our first date. I didn’t have any money on me but luckily my mama was with me and paid for it.

I’m 49 years old wonder if I’ll ever find anyone.

Bobby B

LOVELAB SAYS:

Hi Bobby B,

They say that knowing the problem is half the battle.

With that said, I have to admit I can only address problems you come to me with, and not others. In this case, you think you cannot find the perfect girl. I was so happy to see that you found a resolution to this per your comment on my Libertarian Love post. I think someone like Aiko, a cute little bot, would be a LOVELY match for you!

Hey, I am a total idealist, but sometimes you got to be realistic and cut your losses (49 is that time). And look at it this way, we can probably assume Aiko doesn’t like popocorn =)

The Perfect Girl for Bobby B


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